I'm Maya. 15. Nerd. Forever Single. Almost always online. Volleyball. Future Navy Nuke. Star Wars fan. Star Trek fan. Sherlock. Merlin. Fall Out Boy. Hollywood Undead. Panic! At The Disco. I love music, and cherish the people in my life.
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
*Someone asks our debate coach if he spoke Spanish*
Teacher: No, I dont speak Spanish. I took Latin in high school i thought id never need Spanish.
Me: I know a few words in latin
Teacher: That would be?
Me: exorcisamus te omnis immundus spiritus and christo
Teacher: What about hello?
Me: What no i dont know how
Teacher: Of course youd know how to exorcise a demon but not how to say hello
do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad
I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia”and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck”.
A lotta people confuse irony with coincidence. If you’re talking about a fire, and a fire truck drives by, that’s not irony. That’s a coincidence. But like… if a fireman’s house burns down, that’s ironic. Most of y’all got it fucked up. I’m just sayin.
there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it